Seaside Vacation Gifts

Two young boys an the beach criticising the quality of cigars in watering places

The sea-side hat.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Temporarily Unavailable

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

"Noooooooooooo!"

Feeling for shells

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Beach snowman.'

"How's it look back there?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"You'd better put more sunscreen on Darling: I can sense a faint smell of bacon..."

No early morning tea past this landing

The Soho Beachwear Look

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'