Seaside Retreat Mugs

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Sunbathers.

Segregated Beach

"How's it look back there?"

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Eating ice cream.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

The sea-side hat.

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Go away

Ecology

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

"I bought a new summer condo."

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

No man is an island. Except for Karl D.

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

"He's out jogging."

Offshore Drilling