Seaside Retreat Pillows

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Sunbathers.

Segregated Beach

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"How's it look back there?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

The Boys of Indian Summer

Eating ice cream.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

The sea-side hat.

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Go away

Ecology

"I bought a new summer condo."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

No man is an island. Except for Karl D.

"He's out jogging."

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

Offshore Drilling