Seaside Serenity Pillows

Obsessive Islander

Beach con-man.

Club Antisocial

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

A vampire in a canoe.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Sunbathers.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Segregated Beach

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"How's it look back there?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

Feeling for shells

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Sandy Floss

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Vacation Mobile

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Pelican and Origami

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thanks again, kid!"

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Get a rockpool!

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."