Loving The Seaside Pillows

Pearl Fishers

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mermaid Art

Brighton Bersagliere.

"How's it look back there?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Sandy Floss

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Champagne and Oysters

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

The sea-side hat.

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Rubber Ring

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Making Sandcastles

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Ecology

Accident near the Pier

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

Fortune telling

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

A fresh morning