Loving The Seaside T-Shirts

Pearl Fishers

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Mermaid Art

"How's it look back there?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Sandy Floss

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Was that a wave or did they just flip us off?"

Champagne and Oysters

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

The sea-side hat.

Rubber Ring

Making Sandcastles

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Accident near the Pier

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Ecology

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."

The world is running out of water. The world is running out of water.