Moving To The Seaside T-Shirts

Do the waves make that noise all night?

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Summer Reading Group"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

High tide.

Lighthouse

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Wolf Watching the Sunset

The sea-side hat.

Pearl Fishers

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Delivery."

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"You're exactly what I'm looking for in a man."

Hurricane watch

"Looking on the bright side, we should get fifty quid for the lawnmower."

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.