Moving To Coastal Area T-Shirts

The real selling feature is the ocean front location.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Summer Reading Group"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"I can see our house from here."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

High tide.

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Information...

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Lighthouse

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Delivery."

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

Who needs an iPod, ah?

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"Looking on the bright side, we should get fifty quid for the lawnmower."

Hurricane watch