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A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Doing the borders.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Second hand furniture.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Lazy Octopus

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Cat statues on entrance gate

Taking it easy

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."