Moving Closer To The Beach T-Shirts

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Summer Reading Group"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

When bored, we board

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

High tide.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Delivery."

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Wolf Watching the Sunset

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

*Sigh* Warm coke.

"It was a dark and stormy night...."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'