Moving Closer To The Beach Mugs

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Summer Reading Group"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

When bored, we board

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

High tide.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Tycoon on beach listens to "office sounds" on CD player

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Beach Vacation

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'Have you stopped striving yet?'