Relocating To The Seaside Mugs

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"Summer Reading Group"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

High tide.

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Animal immigration

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Nest building

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"You can pack this back up now."

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Ye Haul.

To Antarctica

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door