Moving To A Beach Town Mugs

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Summer Reading Group"

ONE HORSE TOWN

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

High tide.

"No, I'm a transplant."

Wolf Watching the Sunset

'I love Summer holidays at the beach: Humans look so ridiculous without their clothes on...'

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

Laughing Gull Cottage

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"What?"

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

Civilization comes to the old west: Bowling alley.

"Looking on the bright side, we should get fifty quid for the lawnmower."

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Hurricane watch

Do the waves make that noise all night?

'...And the property is in the catchment area for good local alcoholics anonymous groups.'

'Alright, we'll let him on the Planning Commission.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'Darn! I forgot the sun block!'

'It's close to all the main schools, but try not to let that put you off.'