Moving To A Seaside Location Mugs

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Summer Reading Group"

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Wishing Well

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'