Moving To A Seaside Location Pillows

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"I just..."

"Summer Reading Group"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Wishing Well

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'