Moving To The Coast Pillows

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Hurricane watch

"Looking on the bright side, we should get fifty quid for the lawnmower."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

New Guy.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"I just..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Summer Reading Group"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Wishing Well

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'