Relocating To The Seaside Pillows

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"Summer Reading Group"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

High tide.

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Nest building

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

Wolf Watching the Sunset

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"You can pack this back up now."

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

Ye Haul.

To Antarctica

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door