Relocation To Coastal Areas Mugs

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

Walkers

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Nest building

Wolf Watching the Sunset

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Avez-vous Cocoa Puffs?"

"You can pack this back up now."

Emigrating to Oz.

Lakeonia National Park: Car parking and park area.

Ye Haul.

To Antarctica

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Frank and I are looking into moving to that new condo that went up next door

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

Hurricane watch