Seaside Living T-Shirts

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"He's out jogging."

". . . and this is your lovely pool, albeit communal."

Beach con-man.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Lighthouse Hammock.

Feeling for shells

"How's it look back there?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Pelican and Origami

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

Sandy Floss

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Thanks again, kid!"

High tide.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Get a rockpool!

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.