Seaside Dweller T-Shirts

'How'd you get my shell phone number?'

A Little Family Breeze.

"You're exactly what I'm looking for in a man."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Arf! Arf!'

Mermaid Art

Mohammad's motors

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

Feeling for shells

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Sandy Floss

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Child with doll in the sea

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Efficiency tombs available"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Get a rockpool!

'I'm really thirsty.'

High tide.

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'