Island Dweller T-Shirts

'The signal is still weak. I'm gonna move just a little closer...'

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'Do you have planning permission for this construction?'

Where lost luggage goes. . .

'We won't have any coconuts but we should be okay for electricity.'

Shipwrecked - Population 2.

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

'...And stop calling me 'Gilligan'!'

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle

oh just the usual junk mail

I'm sorry, I have to eat you...

Spiro & Pusho's Desert Island.

'...but where we're concerned I AM the last man on earth!'

'We keep playing bottle tag.'

Bl**dy climate change...

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'Arf! Arf!'

A shipwrecked man dreams of wealth

'Rescue? You must be jokin' we've come to join you.'

"Can I see your license Sir?"

Marooned Optometrist

'Maybe you're a 'man on a deserted island' cliche because you want to be a man on a deserted island cliche.'

'I want a trial separation, Malcolm.'

'I mean...how do I know it's really your birthday?'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"But why can't I use the boat to go to the mainland?"

Santa in the off-season.

It looks like Frankie and Annette...

"I see that Kyle and Tina have two palm trees now."

Robinson Crusoe - In his Hut with Animals

"Alright, who moved my coconut?!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'Life is great' down on the farm.