Island Dwellers T-Shirts

'This is the cloud for those who drowned at sea.'

Cartoon repair

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Desert Island BBQ

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Emergency Phone.

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Desert Island Mishap

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Desert Island Fantasies

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

This man is an island.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Desert Island Dating.

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Emergency Pants

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"