Island Dwellers Mugs

'This is the cloud for those who drowned at sea.'

Cartoon repair

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Emergency Phone.

'I blame global warming!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Desert Island Mishap

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

This man is an island.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Desert Island Fantasies

Desert Island Dating.

Emergency Pants

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"At last - no Trump."