Coastal Dweller Mugs

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

Australia: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a costal race that keeps rediscovering fire.

High tide.

The world is running out of water. The world is running out of water.

Gulls on rooftop beside a TV aerial resembling a fish skeleton.

"Looking on the bright side, we should get fifty quid for the lawnmower."

Country Bumpkin.

'Arf! Arf!'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

Lighthouse

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.