Desert Island Dweller Mugs

Can you believe that? First call in six years and it's a wrong number.

"I don't believe you have nothing to declare. I'll have to ask you to consent to a strip search."

"It's over, Ted - there's someone else!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

Emergency Phone.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Mohammad's motors

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Best friends without borders.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"Efficiency tombs available"

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'I'm really thirsty.'