Desert Island Escapist Mugs

"This better be high tide."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I blame global warming!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Best friends without borders.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Man on Island.

Little Taxes.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Desert Island Bagpipes

New Homes

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Desert Island Books