Desert Island Escapist Gifts

"This better be high tide."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'I blame global warming!'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Best friends without borders.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can build a computer out of a coconut, then you can build a cell tower. Take some initiative!"

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Little Taxes.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Desert Island Books

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Desert Island Bagpipes

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Man on Island.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

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