Desert Island Adventurer Gifts

Man relaxing in his palm tree hammock.

'...And after the superpowers have knocked each other out, WE take over!'

Island one armed bandit.

"Just one small mouthful each - you first then!"

Tourists

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I blame global warming!'

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Desert Dermatologist

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Sand danger

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Distance to horizon varies.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'