Deserted Island Adventurer Gifts

'A Christmas card from the Hendersons!'

Tourists

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Emergency Phone.

'I blame global warming!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Sand danger

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

Drawing on an island.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'