Deserted Adventurers Gifts

'It's an absentee ballot for the last election.'

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Mohammad's motors

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Desert Dermatologist

SPOONING CACTI

'This is you, enlarged.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Sand danger

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Distance to horizon varies.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

God in the bunker.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Tourist in the desert

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar