Deserted Explorer Gifts

'Hi Honey! I'm home!'

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

Tourists

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Sand danger

Art of Surviving

'This is you, enlarged.'

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

Desert Dermatologist

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

God in the bunker.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Distance to horizon varies.

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar