Desert Explorers Gifts

"I've been looking for you!"

"Uh-oh. We don't have as much time as I thought we did."

'We can't be too far from civilisation now.'

"Sure, in principle, I'm happy for you to have a playdate, but we need to find you a friend first..."

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

Desert Traffic

"Look ...I'm pretty sure it's just a mirage!"

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

Construction Ahead Detour.

'I've got sand everywhere: IT IS SO ITCHY!'

'Gatorade! Gatorade!'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

The Desert Crawlers

Milk Monitor Lizards.

Desert crawler imagines bar called The Oasis

'Nomad country'

Private Cactus Plains Nudist Colony.

Tourists

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

(Camel paintings)

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'Are we broke yet?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors