Desert Explorers T-Shirts

"I've been looking for you!"

'We can't be too far from civilisation now.'

"Sure, in principle, I'm happy for you to have a playdate, but we need to find you a friend first..."

"I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to pitch in for a new contact lens."

Desert Traffic

"Look ...I'm pretty sure it's just a mirage!"

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

Construction Ahead Detour.

'I've got sand everywhere: IT IS SO ITCHY!'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

The Desert Crawlers

Milk Monitor Lizards.

Desert crawler imagines bar called The Oasis

'Nomad country'

Private Cactus Plains Nudist Colony.

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'