Desert Exploration T-Shirts

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

Just a little seasoning...

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

'What else can go wrong?', 'MOTHER!'

A dehydrated tourist visits different deserts.

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'I found it!'

'Bugger.'

Convenience store: "I'm intrigued...how did you guys ever come up with the name?"

"Darn it! No more cups!"

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

Desert hallucination

"We would like a room with a mirage view."

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

'The sandtraps are very tough here...'

Bedouin & Breakfast.

Sold out drinks vendor in the desert

"I, too, can tell time by the sun. When its light hits my watch, I see what time it is."

'Water! Water!. . .Spectrophotometer! Spectrophotometer!'

Escape from prison - and returning.

'I spy with my little eye something... sand coloured!'

"Yeah, same for me: All the Easter eggs had melted by the time I found them..."

"Yeah, it's hot, but it's a dry heat."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I think that's enough peyote for one day."

A doorman hails a taxing for a starving man in the desert.

"If I can crawl, you can circle."

"Maybe he's not leading us back to his parking space."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I'm not going to make it. Show me how to delete my face book profile."

"Wah Wah…."

Social distancing in the desert