Desert Exploration Pillows

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

Just a little seasoning...

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'

'What else can go wrong?', 'MOTHER!'

Convenience store: "I'm intrigued...how did you guys ever come up with the name?"

'I found it!'

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

A dehydrated tourist visits different deserts.

'Bugger.'

"I, too, can tell time by the sun. When its light hits my watch, I see what time it is."

Escape from prison - and returning.

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

'I spy with my little eye something... sand coloured!'

"Uh-oh. We don't have as much time as I thought we did."

'The sandtraps are very tough here...'

LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.

Bedouin & Breakfast.

Desert hallucination

'Water! Water!. . .Spectrophotometer! Spectrophotometer!'

"Darn it! No more cups!"

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

"We would like a room with a mirage view."

"Yeah, same for me: All the Easter eggs had melted by the time I found them..."

Sold out drinks vendor in the desert

"Yeah, it's hot, but it's a dry heat."

'It's just a cactus, Fred -- It's not an establishment of religion,'

"Maybe he's not leading us back to his parking space."

"I don't mind the heat so much, or even the thirst, it's just that I feel like such a cliche!"

'Levi! Think of the environment!'

"How do ya like that? Just when I finish cleaning up from one dust storm, here comes another!"

Setting a Trap for the Reaper

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."