Desert Adventures Pillows

"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

Man dying of thirst in desert reaches water hole with sign - 'Polluted: Drinking this water may be hazardous to your health.'

Dehydrated water...just add water.

"What? No Vanilla?"

Space Rover Finds Desert Crawlers

'Water! Water! Scotch! Water!'

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'I dreamed last night that somebody dropped an ice cube down my neck.'

Bad Mirages

'Wow, she's really stacked!'

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

(Camel paintings)

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Mohammad's motors

Just a little seasoning...

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.