Desert Adventures Gifts

"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

Man dying of thirst in desert reaches water hole with sign - 'Polluted: Drinking this water may be hazardous to your health.'

Dehydrated water...just add water.

"What? No Vanilla?"

The right place at the right time. I'm guessing that's most likely a mirage.

Space Rover Finds Desert Crawlers

'Water! Water! Scotch! Water!'

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'

'Is this the way to the beach?'

'I dreamed last night that somebody dropped an ice cube down my neck.'

Bad Mirages

'Wow, she's really stacked!'

'I TOLD you William Shatner was full of baloney!'

"Don't be in such a hurry! The wine needs time to breathe."

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Mohammad's motors

Just a little seasoning...

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road