Desert Travel Gifts

Marooned in the bunker.

"You don't often see mirages like that."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

(Camel paintings)

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Just a little seasoning...

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Sand danger

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Tourist

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Swamp gas

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

God in the bunker.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Distance to horizon varies.