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Marooned in the bunker.

"You don't often see mirages like that."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

(Camel paintings)

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Just a little seasoning...

Tourist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Sand danger

'Camel'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Lost

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."