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Desert Golf

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

Sparkling Water

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

A Tumble Cow

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Just a little seasoning...

Sand danger

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Distance to horizon varies.

Swamp gas

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Camel'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid