Desert Tours Gifts

Desert Golf

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

Sparkling Water

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

A Tumble Cow

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Just a little seasoning...

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Sand danger

The Monitor is going to sleep.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

'Camel'

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Distance to horizon varies.

Swamp gas

God in the bunker.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Have you noticed any global warming?"