Desert Exploring Gifts

"You should really wear a hat."

Next suitable subject for I-Spy 150 miles.

'Let's hold out for the mirage wine bar that's 10 miles west. I hear they've got a much better selection.'

Tourists

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

(Camel paintings)

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Are we broke yet?'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Just a little seasoning...

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

Desert Dermatologist

'What are you in the mood for? Fast food or a more leisurely dining experience?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar