Desert Hiking Gifts

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Tourist Information Map in the Desert.

'Antioxidants! Antioxidants!...'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'Oh ya, we're a couple of hot chicks alright!'

Spiro & Pusho and the cactuses in the desert

"Hey!!! That isn't sunblock! It's Worcestershire Sauce!"

"Quit complaining, we told you to bring your shades."

"Boys, the desert is over forty miles across the way you are going; it's three miles across the way I'm going."

Another Starbucks Coming Soon

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Skiing.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

(Camel paintings)

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."