Desert Hiking Gifts

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Tourist Information Map in the Desert.

'Antioxidants! Antioxidants!...'

'I TOLD you William Shatner was full of baloney!'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'Oh ya, we're a couple of hot chicks alright!'

Spiro & Pusho and the cactuses in the desert

"Hey!!! That isn't sunblock! It's Worcestershire Sauce!"

"Quit complaining, we told you to bring your shades."

"Boys, the desert is over forty miles across the way you are going; it's three miles across the way I'm going."

Another Starbucks Coming Soon

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Skiing.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Tommy!"