Desert Trekking Gifts

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

"But look at how much we're saving on gas."

"Yeah, its warm..."

"The water is for contestants only, pal. Move along, please."

Mirage 10miles

Sorry! No water.

"Hello... I'm 99% certain that this phone box in the middle of the Sahara is a mirage, but just on the off chance..."

"The map app said we were on the wrong road, the car app said we were low on fuel, I said we should fly to Vegas. . . and you ignore all of us!"

Skeletal Remains

The experienced backpacker.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Rock Climber

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Trail mix?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Just a little seasoning...