Desert Trekker (in Spirit) Gifts

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

(Camel paintings)

Sparkling Water

The americanisation of vulture.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Cactus seats.

Tourists in Egypt

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Mohammad's motors

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."