Desert Wanderers Gifts

Searching for water in the desert.

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

Man in desert sees a man selling gloves, knee pads and shoes.

'Damn'

Desert Sandcastle and Skeleton

"Don't—they'll only make you thirstier."

"Hey!!! That isn't sunblock! It's Worcestershire Sauce!"

'Land, hooray!' 'Water, hooray!'

Impatient vulture ready to drop anvil on desert crawler.

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

"The mirage of all mirages."

'Caffeinated or decaffeinated?'

"It started as a sand trap and then, well, this..."

"Was that you, you filthy pig?"

'You and your 'Green shoots' - it's just another mirage.'

'Let's face it, Cap'n -- we're dead in the water!'

"Hey, I've had it with winding you! From here on in you're going to make it on your own."

No caption. (Two men are crawling in the desert. Between them stands a traffic sign depicting a person crawling).

Pop-up neighborhood

"Mayonnaise....maaaayonnaise...."

Southwest Hampton

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Not that net!'

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."