Desert Drifters Gifts

"And best of all, it's completely waterproof!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

The americanisation of vulture.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Tourists in Egypt

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Valet park only"

A Tumble Cow

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

SPOONING CACTI

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Tourist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."