Desert Wanderer Gifts

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"

Just add water.

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'Are you absolutely positive you have no sun-block?'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"Honestly, the water hole is back that way...Why would I lie?"

'Wifi! Wifi! Wifi!. . .'

'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'

Thank You God

'Oh, great! We've been going round in Circles.'

'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'

Bud's Cafe: Plenty of Parking.

'I found it!'

Mean Sheriff.

Elephants water divining/dowsing...

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

"Where have you been?"

A dehydrated tourist visits different deserts.

"I thought they finally came to their senses and were providing water, but these are oil pipes..."

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

Starbucks coming to the desert.

In desert - Keep Off The Sand

Notice: Showers - Not drinking water (Man dying of thirst in desert).

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

Man lost in a desert gets given a watch by Santa Claus.

Lost in the desert.

'Water and food! Maybe this is my lucky day after all.'

"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."

"I know he saw me."

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

Out of gas driver comes to gas pump sees out of order sign.

'Water! Water!. . .Spectrophotometer! Spectrophotometer!'