Desert Wanderer T-Shirts

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"The message here is 'Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate!'"

Just add water.

'Are you absolutely positive you have no sun-block?'

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"Honestly, the water hole is back that way...Why would I lie?"

'Wifi! Wifi! Wifi!. . .'

'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'

Thank You God

'Oh, great! We've been going round in Circles.'

Man lost in a desert gets given a watch by Santa Claus.

Starbucks coming to the desert.

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'I found it!'

Mean Sheriff.

Elephants water divining/dowsing...

"I thought they finally came to their senses and were providing water, but these are oil pipes..."

A dehydrated tourist visits different deserts.

Notice: Showers - Not drinking water (Man dying of thirst in desert).

In desert - Keep Off The Sand

'I'm out of silver bullets again, Tonto -- take my mask and hold up another stagecoach.'

"I'm gonna hold out for a mocha espresso with whipped cream."

'Darn rescuers! Always spoiling things for us!'

Bud's Cafe: Plenty of Parking.

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

Lost in the desert.

"Where have you been?"

Go without me Marge. My hernia is acting up.

Route 666

Distance to horizon varies.

The actual reason for the demise of the Burke and Wills expedition.

"I would have guessed Washington D.C."

'Captain, I believe that your map coordinates are a bit off.'