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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Race ya."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"When we said 'Lead us not into temptation,' we didn't mean it had to be a DESERT!"

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"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

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Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Sparkling Water

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

Nature Lovers

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Future Tents

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."