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"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Race ya."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

No, it' more of a dry, persistent cough.

"The water is for contestants only, pal. Move along, please."

'I TOLD you William Shatner was full of baloney!'

"When we said 'Lead us not into temptation,' we didn't mean it had to be a DESERT!"

If Lost Contact Out Help Desk 28km

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

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Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Sparkling Water

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Cactus seats.

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Nature Lovers

Mohammad's motors

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'